My friends think quite highly of me...

Today at work we posed an interesting question:

"If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?"

Here are what my coworkers/friends thought would be "KP's Crimes of Passion":

• Running over that chick that took my parking spot at the mall
• Having sex in public
• Kindly misplacing my fist in someone's face for looking at me the wrong way
• Public nudity, more specifically streaking while drunk.
• Disturbing the peace
• Public intoxication
• Assaulting someone on the dance floor.
• Trespassing
• Indecent exposure

Glad you all think I am such an upstanding citizen! ;-)