"If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?"
Here are what my coworkers/friends thought would be "KP's Crimes of Passion":
- Running over that chick that took my parking spot at the mall
- Having sex in public
- Kindly misplacing my fist in someone's face for looking at me the wrong way
- Public nudity, more specifically streaking while drunk.
- Disturbing the peace
- Public intoxication
- Assaulting someone on the dance floor.
- Indecent exposure
Glad you all think I am such an upstanding citizen! ;-)