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Showing posts with label 12 Step Program. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 12 Step Program. Show all posts

Sunday, July 18, 2010

A Change Of Perspective

Over vacation I re-read the book "Into Thin Air" by John Krakauer.  It is a personal account that chronicles a disastrous expedition to climb Mt. Everest in 1996.  I can remember being in Canada when this book was released and seeing an IMax film about a seperate expedition to climb Everest which happened to be on the mountain at the same time as John Krakauer.  Although the filming of the documentary was a seperate effort, the events that occurred during John's climb effected the IMax expedition and the tale ended up being weaved into the film as a consequence.  The documentary motivated me to read Krakauer's novel the first time back in 1998 when I was 13 years old.  Thereafter I became extremely fascinated with rock & ice climbing, and mountaineering, but had not had the opportunity to try the sport until much more recently.


Last year I learned how to rock climb (and also experienced real fear for one of the first times in my life).
I also learned how to ice climb while visiting Alaska.



Then finally, I completed my first summit attempt on Mt. Adams.  Nothing too spectacular, just a little 12,281 ft climb of limited technical difficulty, but it gave me a nice taste of what the sport of mountaineering is all about.


I was on such a high after that climb that I started to get all sorts of delusional thoughts about becoming a bad-ass, mountain climbing chick and conquering summits all over the world.  I came up with a plan: I would start training by gaining experience on the close by peaks of Mt. Hood,

Mt. Baker,

and lastly Mt. Rainier

Then I would go visit the fiance' up in Alaska and together we would tackle Denali (ignoring the fact that I am quite sure he has no interest in high-altitude climbing, but minor detail).

Hopefully we would even get to travel the world and climb Mt. Kilimanjaro in Africa, and perhaps some other less challenging (and expensive) than Everest or K2, Himilayan Peaks.  And maybe, eventually one day we would get to visit Everest.

But before I could even initiate phase 1 of the plan (conquer local Washington peaks) we got reassigned to Qatar.  A country that is 100% flat, and sandy, and basically like a barren hell hole.  But, alas, I am a dreamer and I still harbored the hope that I could accomplish the impossible.  I started thinking, "Maybe I would try to climb some peaks in Europe and heck, Africa is even closer now, and so are Pakistan and Nepal!"  My skiing trip to Austria this past March only fueled the fire as the future hubs and I spent an entire week admiring the glory of the Alps.  So when I came home for vacation and spied the dusty "Into Thin Air" book sitting on the shelf in my old bedroom, I grabbed it and began reading with a renewed fervor.

AND THEN IT STRUCK ME.

I must have not "really" read this book when I was 13 or understood what I was reading at the time.  Seriously, did I miss the whole part where basically everyone on the expedition died a horrible death alone and lost on the mountain or from illnesses related to altitude, or at a minimum was left disfigured from frostbite??  Because if anything, "Into Thin Air" will turn you off of climbing and make you clearly understand the repercussions of doing anything at high altitude.  At about 24,000 ft your body starts to literally deteorate and eat itself just from the air and cold alone.  Not to mention the million other physical danagers of unstable glacial ice, avalanches, storms, etc. 

Um, WHAT WAS I THINKING!?! 

Yeah, I no longer have any desire to climb the Himilayan Greats (although I still would be interested in hiking up to Base Camp at Everest) and my thrist for Denali has also been somewhat quenched.  But I still have a bit of a lingering desire to climb some smaller, less dangerous summits and Mt. Kilimanjaro.  

It is shocking just how much your perspective can change with age.  Climbing Mt. Everest seems to be a whole lot of hassle and they say when you get to the top you are so tired and oxygen deprived that you cannot even really feel happiness or relief that you made it. Not worth it in my opinion.  (Note: I am still very much intrigued by the subject (aka a sick fascination) of high altitude climbing and have since bought a few more books on the subject.)  At any rate, the future hubs will be very excited that I just saved us over $130,000 (65K/person) by deciding that I do not want to climb Mt. Everest (yes, it costs THAT much just to try to climb it).  Maybe I can buy some shoes and a Kindle with all the money I just saved us!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Post-Vacation-Partum

Post-Vacation-Partum (adj) :  The day after a vacation, when you realize that A. you are no longer away somewhere awesome, B. that you have to go back to the reality of everyday life/work and C. how much it totally sucks.

Yep, I am DEFINITELY suffering from that today.

Treatment:
  • Step 1: Post pictures and video from my Epic Austrian Alps Adventure to re-live a bit of the awesomeness
  • Step 2: Have a nice, big, strong cocktail after work just to take make settling back into routine a smidgen easier
  • Step 3: Start planning the next adventure, STAT
Repeat Step 2 above as needed.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Be Awesome Instead

Some days just plain suck.

You wake up excited and happy because you think it is Thursday, yet you are horribly wrong. It is in fact Tuesday. At work you feel every second of every slow and painful minute tick by as you try hopelessly to absorb yourself in your job. The office is almost stiffling and deafly quiet except for the clattering of keyboards and the clicking of mice. Which today oddly enough remind you of nails scratching on a chalkboard. All you want to do is go home, but it is not even lunchtime yet. Brutal.

As a recent victim of such a day, I have devised a strategy to help get through it if it ever happens again...

1. Drink lots of water. Hydration will keep you feeling refreshed and awake. It will also help you waste some time by having to frequent the bathroom. (Unintentional side affect - your coworkers may buy you some depends to help with your little "problem")

2. Print out documents from a printer down the hall or across the office. Although it is not the most efficient thing to do it will get you up and moving. Plus by leaving your desk you chance running into a collegue that you can chat up real quick. ("Hey, what awesome activities are you getting into this weekend." or "I hear you are into awesome things, you should check out this blog I've been reading." You know, stuff like that.)

3. Take a "smoke" break. Smoking is bad for you (and it is NOT awesome), but you got to hand it to those people for having an excuse to actually get out of the office for a few minutes every couple of hours to take a break. Seriously genius, minus all the negative health affects and grossness. Instead of going out for a cig, go out for 5 minutes for some fresh air. You will come back feeling like a new person.

4. If you are able, listen to music while you work. Some upbeat tunes could really turn your day around (don't be too embarrissed when you get caught dancing in your seat - been there). If you don't have an I-Pod or radio handy, Pandora is a sick website for streaming music (only go there if streaming media is not prohibited at your place of employment).

5. Send out an SOS e-mail to your coworkers that you are friendly with. They may have a few funny chain e-mail things up their sleeves that can provide you with a few minutes of enjoyment. Try to hide your laughter otherwise people might just think you have gone stir crazy...I did this and my inbox was seriously flooded with hilariousness.

6. Straighten up/reorganize your desk. (You may find the surface of your desk again. Be careful, it is not used to light!)

7. If all else fails, do as Barney Stinson would; "...be awesome instead. True story."

Monday, March 16, 2009

How Not To Be Awesome

How NOT to be awesome. A wiki?! Come on! You have to be joking. Oh wait, the sad part is the author of this is 100% serious.

Note to reader (if by some miracle you are out there): Any instructions about being awesome that are entirely devoid of sarcasm clearly are the antithesis of all that is awesome. Fact.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

How To Be Awesome...in 12 Steps

Getting started:

So, you want to be awesome? Sweet, you are well on your way since admitting that is the first step in the proverbial 12 step program of awesomeness. Below are the rest:

2. Know Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother..what up?!)
3. Burn or Hide your old yearbooks. A trip down "memory lane" is for sentimental shmucks; and you are not sentimental, you are awesome. Besides all your coolest memories have been preserved as permanent battle scars on either your body or outdoor sports equipment.

4. Have a close relative or friend(s) that lives somewhere sick. That way you can go there and be awesome for free (or at least really cheap). Plus you will have an excuse to post rad pictures in your office of you being awesome, "Oh, that, I was just visiting my best friend/brother/insert cool person here."

5. Travel as much as possible. Trips will add diversity to your innate awesomeness.

6. Adventure-fy your ride. Being ready at a moments whim for any excursion really makes all the difference.

7. Go outside. Explore. Nature is awesome. (Look at the cool friend I made at Mt. Rainier! See?! Awesome.)


8. Set goals for yourself. Both long term and daily on how you can elevate yourself to the next level of awesomeness. Example: Long term goal - Ski Patagonia, the Alps, New Zealand, Japan, the best of the US & Canada. Daily goal - Be awesome.

9. Always have good intentions...or at least a good explanation.

10. Be real.

11. Read. Lots. Literacy/knowledge is awesome.

12. Make up your own step. You don't need someone to tell you how to be awesome, you are already there!