You are probably thinking: "What on earth does an iPhone have to do with a wedding?!?"
According to my dreams, apparently A LOT.
Which is weird because I don't even own an iPhone...
but in my dreams I do and it causes me nothing but trouble.
I am either getting bad news called to me on it or I can't get in contact with/lost the number of a vendor/bridesmaid/future husband. In one dream I had all the music for the wedding saved on the iPhone and somehow it all got erased and replaced with a track of Halloween sound effects (random, I know).
Well, last night I dreamt that it was an hour before the walk down the aisle and my hairstylist was MIA. Frantically, I am trying to get in contact with her, but my evil iPhone would not let me access her number. I kept scrolling through my contacts and it would just keep scrolling right past her name and not stop. I would get extremely close, but not close enough to click on her name and call her. I tried looking her up on the mobile internet, but the server was not working. So then finally, I decided to ride my bike (in my wedding dress of course) over to her house. Once I get there we settle everything and I sit down in a chair and she asks me how I want my hair done. I am all, "I have pictures saved on my iPhone that I can show you! I want my hair exactly like this one picture I have! It's going to be soooo awesome!" And, the evil iPhone strikes again...it won't let me find the iPhoto app. I keep sorting through the screen with all the apps and I just can't find it. When I finally do find it, I keep hitting the wrong button...like I just can't quite seem to hit the screen in the right location to open it. But none-the-less, my wedding is quickly approaching and I keep trying until after what feels like an eternity I lose all of my patience, throw the phone on the floor, and stomp on it until it breaks into a million tiny pieces. At this point I woke up sweating and to my alarm clock blaring. All I could think at that moment was "I am NEVER buying an iPhone!" Haha, seriously.
I have no idea why the iPhone is a reoccuring demon in my dreams. I understand why I may be having dreams about things going wrong with my upcoming wedding...but I really just want to know, "why iPhone, why must you torment me so?!"
On a side note: Are there any other brides-to-be or newlyweds out there that have experienced wedding nightmares? Or is it just me (crazy KP with her overly active imagination)?